Epic fail

Tory candidate in a north Norfolk council byelection sent out this;

Too many exclamation marks, too many CAPS and too many 7s in his phone number. Typical tories.

Surely it's from an Alan Partridge special?

I believe Partridge often holidays on the Bosnia/Bulgaria border, as it's a great place to get away from it all.

Amazing! Completely missed that.

I guess that's lost him the Serb vote.

I'm not voting for him. He doesn't appear to have a Duke of Edinburgh award or an obscure entry in the Guinness Book of Records involving baked beans.

In fairness, Surrey is an "interesting" country to people in North Norfolk

ha.

I like TomasTheTankEngine better I think...

Wot, no "the eagle has landed"? ;)

Snorted out loud

Orica Bike Exchange rider Robert Power signed in for today's Tour of Lombardy but arrived at the start too late and the peloton had gone.

Don't they teach you not to miss the start at a young age in Oz @hippy?

He was just following the lead of world TT champ Kiryienka.

The race I started an hour late was due to a fecking Aussie too.

They still won though so nae bother.

What a hero

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest-news/rider-snaps-bike-half-finish-line-throw-288211

Hulk smash

that made me lol... esp when the sudden realisation kicks in and then he has to continue his rant.

he waited till the camera was on him before letting his 190 bpm carry him away on a wave of adrenaine

Brilliant. But...

As the bikes used in the Red Hook Crits are fixed, there are no brake or gear cables to keep the two halves of the bike connected.

Erm... It makes it sound like the wheels are held by force of will - down tube and top tube anyone?

I especially like the fact it's not even his bike.

https://www.facebook.com/Cyclinghub1/videos/1821202068113402/?pnref=story

He's a male model, y'know! 😤💅

he's got the right attitude for modelling

the ability to throw a tantrum at the drop of a haute couture hat