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Maybe your goalkeeper's number one priority should be their hands rather than their feet Pep?

We're pragmatic

Enjoyed that... Almost looking forward to the second half...

Good half for the neutral but utd's tactical ineptitude in that first half was staggering. If you're gonna sit back and let the opposition knock it around in their own half you've got to press the ball and limit the space when they get into yours. City must have thought it was a training session with the lack of pressure and the amount of space they had.

I can't believe utd are still in this.

Why the fuck don't they start Rashford in every game?

Because Mourinho... Only the tried and tested get into his first team...

That introduction of rashford was a carbon copy of England v Iceland, at least Rashford's got half instead if the 2 minutes that Woy gave him.

Loving this ball playing keeper

Off his feet... Studs high.

Red surely?

Citeh moving the ball around really well...

Shaw looks more like an inside centre in the local first XV.

I thought that was Grab-a-grannies' second yellow? Oh well...

Where did Twatenburg find the five minutes?

Good game, pretty heroic stuff from Citeh at the end... Nice one, Pep... Fuck you, Jose...

lost his unbeaten home record a lot quicker than at chelsea

pep bests him yet again, wouldn't want to be jose's cat tonight

Cracking 2nd half, bloody exhausting watching.

I thought you were his biggest fan?

Nah that's @WornCleat

West Ham are settling into their new stadium well.

Nice to see son get on the score sheet, and Eriksen live upto the new contract. Also Kane scoring in September to get that stat off his back...

First loss for 'Boro.

WE'RE DOOMED. THERE'S NO WAY WE'LL SURVIVE NOW.

very attacking line up !
we've 2 midfielders in defence
yoinks

mike predict a loss .. quickly

How are Derby getting on in the Championship?

Oh dear! Leicester just made Lallana look good.

(Lallana is a useless cunt. I could see that expression on his face as he shot.
Tongue out, Look at me Mum!)

Would love to see them struggle this season.
Good result for Liverpool and nice football. Fourth place could be a possibility.