Football

So West Ham have just royally fucked up...'Come and join us in the Olympic Stadium for European football'

Reality is fighting between themselves in the stands, getting knocked out by a two bob team from Romania, getting booed off in only their third game and every West Ham fan I've spoken to saying the stadium is wank and lacks atmosphere! No shit... 😒

The Internet has just exceeded the wildest ambitions of its founders. Al Gore must be proud

https://twitter.com/majesticstudge/status/768808216939663360

I do wonder if they know what "giving it laldy" means.

I have that song stuck in my head now.

Was totally abject last night. No style or guile at all. Saying that we should still have won with the chances we had. Fletcher looks like a right prospect.

Stadium is alright, some good bits some not so good. Lets not forget the Boleyn could be a flipping graveyard at times aswell.

On the plus side, they got a good deal on it thanks to them being Dave Cameron's number one favourite team in claret and blue.

I thought that was Burnley?

Nah, we're Prince Charles' favourite team. Although his son supports Villa, someone got confused there.

Dave only "likes" us because of Brady and Obama.

It's Sky Mobile TV app. Sky Go is when you have a contract already and can register up to 3 devices or whatever. This is specifically just for a mobile contract

Gonna be at the Effra Hall tomorrow to see how far we've progressed in a week.
@MultiGrooves, @jonny, @Markyboy, you're all welcome to come join in the midday football fun..

The Boleyn was always a good away day, can't say I'm as excited about going to the Olympic Stadium.

He is awesone, he is witty He's the boss of Glasgow city

Poetry that is.

Apparently they cordon off Westfield and so you can't go shopping on your way to or from the match.

don't go to the effra any more corndog. last time i was there was with you and the football had been relegated to the small screen because of the rugby. that, combined with a few other distasteful episodes that don't need to be raked up again means a no from me.

and will be out of town visiting mumsy

should be a cracking game and an early decider in the battle for sixth

say it ain't so Jonny!

let me know when you decide to watch le football at a.n.other pub and I may roll over..

will do dude. duke of edinburgh has become the southern football watching spot.

duke of wellington and albion are my locals in e8. will be in radio when next watching a game.

Yup, true story. The barriers are by the pubs/bars so you cant just walk across the road you have to go around the houses....literally.

I don't even know if this is true but it's not really an uncommon practice.

I'm pretty unsure over Lucas Perez. From what I can see he's had one flyer, is going to cost £17m and is 28.

Mustafi is a good signing and what we need

Pretty pants signing if you ask me.

Billic has really chucked the cash around this transfer window, in part to set them up for Europe and also because they've suffered from injuries. But Zaza is a pretty average player.

Spurs bidding £12m for Zaha. LOL

https://www.officialwesthamstore.com/fashion-offers/2-for-20-mens-tees/2219_2420-CLARET-EUROPEAN-TOUR-T-SHIRT.html

collectors item

no longer available in the club shop
still available in the skip round the back of the ground

Chairmen said they wanted a marquee/mythical 20 goal a season striker in June. Got turned down by everyone and his dog. But a striker must be had at all costs to show the club is "progressing" and appease us fans. This summers window has not filled me with the confidence that last years did.

On Perez, he is very solid. Did well in a middle of the road Depor team last year. Unfortunately I think he will be this seasons Joel Campbell for Arsenal.

Not quite sure what the point of Andy Carroll is, how many matches has he actually played for West Ham? How many years are left on his contract? Is he the injured version of Winston Bogardes, getting paid to pretty much do nothing..