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  • so "apparently", I got really drunk last week wed and fell down the stairs at Leicester Square tube.
    "apparently" from that incident, I seem to have maybe chipped a bone in my elbow.
    Additionally, "apparently" I have bruises all over my left leg from that incident.
    I then, completely sober, dropped an iPad on my foot and may have broken a bone in there too, with a lovely bruise.

    I want the CCTV footage!

  • I have bruises all over my left leg from that incident.
    I then, completely sober, dropped an iPad on my foot and may have broken a bone in there too, with a lovely bruise.

    You'll be limping down the aisle then ;-)

    wearing trousers...

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