so "apparently", I got really drunk last week wed and fell down the stairs at Leicester Square tube.
"apparently" from that incident, I seem to have maybe chipped a bone in my elbow.
Additionally, "apparently" I have bruises all over my left leg from that incident.
I then, completely sober, dropped an iPad on my foot and may have broken a bone in there too, with a lovely bruise.
so "apparently", I got really drunk last week wed and fell down the stairs at Leicester Square tube.
"apparently" from that incident, I seem to have maybe chipped a bone in my elbow.
Additionally, "apparently" I have bruises all over my left leg from that incident.
I then, completely sober, dropped an iPad on my foot and may have broken a bone in there too, with a lovely bruise.
I want the CCTV footage!