I hate

i suspect a massive beak habit may be partly to blame.

Cocktails, cocktail culture, cocktail bars

"straw man" and "ad hominem" in every try-hard internet bickerfest ever.

Non-sequitur, too.

people should just stick to calling each other cunts and be done with it.

My neighbour . Just told me she feeds seagulls at 430 a.m daily . Why it sounds like Brighton every day.
WAC

Liberally sprinkle bread with baking powder, then feed to the seagulls. Problem solved.

If it is a real problem contact the Environmental Health office at your local council and they can consider anti social behaviour legislation and the like. Alternatively poo in a paper bag set it alight on your neighbour's doorstep and then ring her doorbell (then run away).

Yeah shitting in a bag sounds like perfectly normal behaviour. I'll do that thanks

You know it makes sense.

you could always shit in a seagull and set it on fire on her doorstep and when she stomps it out report her to RSPCA*

*no animals were harmed in the making of this post

Careful, you'll upset the vegans

This advert
https://youtu.be/C6hKQ2YW23c

at 5 seconds
Because drivers letting other drivers pull out like that has been the majority of my brown trouser moments when riding in london

"Courtesy causes confusion" a quote from my motorcycle instructor that stuck with me.

People sending emails regarding something that needs your urgent attention when there is an internal (mobile) phone system available.

Car parks in parent and baby space

Parent and two 8 year olds get out

I have zero tolerance to inappropriate use of the parent with child parking spaces. boils, then condenses, then re-boils my piss.

When you take the Grade 3 guard off the hair clippers to clear some hair build-up, then forget to put it back on and your "do" becomes an inverse Mohawk.

tesco in #wn4l doesn't have a parent child parking bay so poor, hard done by parents have taken to parking in the disabled bay.

Wasps.

A little striped thundercunt landed and stung me on the back of the neck halfway through a 30-odd mile ride

/\ had the same deal but between forehead and helmet, whilst climbing Staple Lane. Caused much swearing and a PR!

There's a thread for those bastards.

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/166687/

Fuck off! I always use them when I go shopping with my 74yr old mum. The clue is in the name - parent and child, innit.

I find having a No.1 avoids this to a degree. have done it a bit too often and given the difference hardly anyone notices... except my wife who almost literally pissed herself laughing when I did it the first time.

Oh great. Thanks. Moan re-posted.