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• #477
If I get ANY MORE flats today I'm ditching the bike and buying a car.
Or, in the first instance, I'm going to cry and stamp my foot like a toddler until no one comes to rescue me.
Ahhhh - just htfu you silly cow.
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• #478
What a whinger! ^
Yesterday, while cycling in the rain: "Well this was a bloody stupid idea, fool."
Every day: "I must send an email to _ _ _ _ , a card to _ _ _ _, return the PM from _ _ _ _ , send a wedding gift to _ _ _ _, phone _ _ _ _ etc. etc.
If only I could do these things while cycling and/or remember to do them when I get home and/or have a PA to do them for me.
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• #479
In order:
Where I'm heading
How strong this f&%$£**($ing headwind is
How the f$^£k is this headwind blasting me in every single direction I face
How long it's taken me to get there due to f^&$$king headwind
How long it's going to take me to get back...in this f%^&$$king headwind
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• #480
^ A bit blustery tonight was it?
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• #481
^ A bit blustery tonight was it?
And every other night :(
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• #482
Sod this! I'm going home!
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• #483
All of the things :(
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• #484
Cake
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• #485
I'm* really* going to miss this :(
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• #486
Am I really going to miss this :)
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• #487
^ Ooh, bit creepy. I came here to escape the Lynching...
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• #488
Today I was thinking: I hope by the time I get home, the troll truth will out, and...
holy shit - I think my feet and hands will actually fall off they are so cold and wet. Need new socks, must get socks, and new tights, lots of places for those, and gloves. Why did I not pack spares? Why am I even out in this rain? Shall I phone home and ask for the hot water to be turned on? Why are the Cycle Superhighways always so slippery, full of puddles, uneven, ignored by drivers, strewn with stones/leaves/debris, blocked by parked cars, dangerously positioned etc etc? -
• #490
Exactly.
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• #491
Only thing I think about nowadays.
And whatever earworm I heard on the radio alarm clock. Grrr...
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• #492
That's why I only set my alarm to talk radio now. Too many crap songs, and annoying presenters playing them.
Not that I ever manage to sleep until it goes off.
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• #493
Zombie thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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• #494
Is no-one thinking anymore?
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• #495
During yesterday's ride to Suffolk:
*It's not supposed to be raining goddamit
*Glad it's stopped raining
*Oh b****s, I'm going the wrong way
*Glad I'm not in the office
*This bike has turned out well
*Bloody hell, it's hot
*Why is my head so sweaty?
*This is nice
*10 miles to go!
*Best g&t ever!As you can see, profound thoughts were largely absent.
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• #496
On a trip I did through France, Belgium and the Netherlands my thoughts were quite profound, on life, doing the things you love.
Riding to and from work everyday it's more like, fuck these roads are shit, and I really hope no one opens their car door on me.
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• #497
Speaking as a schizophrenic usually 4 of my voices are asleep when I'm riding the other one wants to know if penguins have knees...
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• #498
Thought their was no wind today.
Am i riding into a headwind
Jesus just say hello its not hard.
Do 3 hours then see how i feel.
Rabbit again.
Will look where that goes when i get home (woody)
Buzzard ! -
• #499
too hot today, is my right cleat a bit loose, when do people replace them? Going to need a new chain soon, probably a cog as well, squirrel!
I prefer 46x17 over 46x16 (Which I'm running atm)