Reprographics - The repro man blog

Well I'm from NI so it's more like "fecker" anyway

Best place for this

https://medium.com/@JohnLeFevre/the-roadshow-aka-the-worst-private-plane-trip-of-all-time-3eb88ab42b18#.xklxbjnvi

It's good to see that no-one is immune to montezuma's revenge...

Was nearly choked with laughter/tears at work, brilliant! Amazing how someone's utter, debilitating embarrassment can bring so much light to someone else's life! The aftermath must have been truly epic, turbulance, plus the voilent aroma wafting round the cabin, your man whimpering a muffled sorry to everyone and no-one and then the sound of rustling sick bags as the first person loses their lunch.

I think that story was originally in the Foffa thread, an epic thread that became a magnificent shitfest. Someone on Thursday reminded me of a story I put in there but I forgot what it was now - I was going to polish it up (so to speak) as a blog post at some point.

And I realise then that he just another misfit,

he's, shirley?

edit: spotted some more. ;)

Feel drained as i cycle through the Wortley war-zone.
And in Armley and Wortley its Mardi Gras time,

My grammar sense tells me "it's"?

A new post!
Androgyne

I can see that pub in my head, loved that Luci.

It was a fairly grotty hole, to be fair, but it was OUR grotty hole! Sadly bricked up now, like the cinema, like the Goth club...

Did you get anywhere with Look Mum No Hands? The people of London need more dirty stories.. haha.

Been busy with a few other things I'm afraid but I'm hoping to get on it first thing next week. I'm itching for a new gig!

Ha, I'll let you off, just this once though! ;)

You're too good to me!

It was the hairdresser trip

The one in the Foffa thread that I mentioned on Thursday in PS

Ah! Nice one! I'll write that one up soon for the blog. Good work!

It is sad that I had to check that Cradle of Filth and Mini Cheddars were about in 1993 before I could continue reading this story?

Luckily for me they both have wikipedia pages.

Do they?? Mini Cheddars came out some time in the eighties I believe. Bloody lush they are with a couple of cheeky pints. I might indulge later!

Mini cheds were 1984, back then they were the future.

I grew up in Devon where the most cosmopolitan snacks were Skips and Quavers. None of this la di da small biscuit nonsense you had in Leeds.

I can only imagine that some forumengers spent their adolesence sipping unoaked chardonnay and asking the maitre d' for a pack of mini locally sourced sustainable ham hock in a burdock jus with steamed chard and braised celeriac.

Skips and Quavers

They're basically the same thing

WTAF?

Skips are concave discs of polystyrene flavoured with "prawn cocktail", fizz on your tongue and stick to the roof of your mouth.
Quavers are twisted strips of polystyrene flavoured with "cheese", crackle on your tongue and jam in your teeth.

Completely different.

I stand corrected. I should have said.

They're basically flavoured polystyrene

Everyone should have a Pig & Whistle..

Just one thing - is the barmaid called Marion or Pam?

ffs
without mini cheddars, lambrini
life is nothing

good work Luci
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