General Lucifer's Verbal Warning

In other news, someone in my office just said "it's Friday!".

Kill them. Kill them now.

I can't. We'd be massively under-resourced. There'd be nobody to deal with the public health issues in South London.

Nearly there!

But you could Rebecca Black them if you wanted to be super evil.

I've just got in. First thing that was said to me....

Rage.

I hope @Aroogah 's , ahem, facilities, were left in a pristine state this morning. I also wonder if B learnt any new words.

Did anyone else spot the couple who wandered in, about 45 seconds into A Horsey Tale, only to find it was mostly swearwords and horse cocks before clapping politely and not coming back?

They missed out.

Haha, yeah, they were funny!

The house was fine and B was charmed although slightly disappointed that there was no huge mustache.

Rebecca Black

I had to google that. Thanks. For fucking nothing.

Didn't she get her parents to fund that?

I do remember it being appalling.

That were fucking amazing!

Thanks Luci, Caz and Cycle PS!

I'm sad to have missed Bog Wanker but glad I didn't miss more. I'm definitely in for a LMNH edition. I'll make sure I can get there earlier/be there later.

B was a little charmer! Cheers again for your hospitality mate. The Necronomicon has unbalanced me slightly though!

Perhaps next time he's in London, Luci can do a warm up gig in Foyles and see how many people from the West End he can drive out.

It'd be like a reverse exorcism.

Will this be like that famous early pistols gig in manchester where everyone in the room formed bands?

And, as with that gig, I shall claim to have been there.

Absolutely gutted to have missed it, I had one of those "life piling up on you" days. To make sure I don't miss the next one I'll just set about murdering all non-forum friends, colleagues and family.

Wait, they're my audience!!!

The only demons that require exorcism are detailed in both Captain Blood and Crapatoa...

I had a cracking time. by my reckoning it included General Lucifer, 3 bottles of Proper Job, 1 bottle of an American IPA, a Singha, another pint in the pub after, and a kebab. and all on a school night too.

It was great meeting people, and I strongly suspect that Look Mum are well up for one.

Who knows the powers that be at Look Mum?

Yeah, I need a shoe-in!

As opposed to a shoeing?

Maybe both!

@Sumo do you still know those "in the know" at LMNH?