General Lucifer's Verbal Warning

If they're Iraqis, they're almost always up for a tear up. Unless they've had 15 pints.

My mate Ali regularly has 15 pints and then goes off to find a brass.

What's the skinny with bike parking at Cycle PS?

being south of the river you have to pay a local youth £10 protection money. he then steals your bike and you buy it back off him for a further £10 at the end of the evening. it's like a ghetto version of valet parking

This is what I'm wondering about, the shop will fill up quick and the racks opposite the hermitts are pretty much always at capacity

What time arrival?

I'm at work around the corner and can get on with stuff here until the last minute..

I'm on at 8, should be at the shop 6.30 or so.

I am coming as are my two children. My wife is dithering.

I have a very early flight tomorrow so will not stay late.

It had better be worth £3

For anyone going to this, just remember that Luci loves nothing more than to be brought a nice big mug of bastard strong steaming hot coffee. Really brings the best out of him too.

£3!

I didn't even know i had to pay.

Out.

WHAT??

I have to pay?

That's almost a pint.

I'm just putting an honest glass on the bar - pay what you like.

Will swear for peanuts.. Literally.

But, I'm not drinking. So there's no bother there then.

Two kids?? Erm... How old?

In CyclePS it literally is a pint. £3 for a Singa.

I was only joking.

Seems cheap; Roy Chubby Brown is charging £25 for his latest tour and he probably doesn't even swear as much.

The last time I put money in a pint glass in a pub, the young lady holding it took off all her clothes and did the splits. I was a bit shocked as I only thought she was collecting for charity..

I did feel a bit guilty that I only put 50p in..

I fervently hope that you won't be stripping off and doing the splits..

I fervently hope that you won't be stripping off and doing the splits..

I'm out.

How the fuck do you get to Camberwell? Sorry to disappoint - will be training it via Thames "link". New experience. Can't muster energy for a cross London getting lost on bike experience at this point in the day.

Should be there for 7.30ish, gotta wait for child looker afterer.

Denmark Hill is your best station, otherwise Loughborough Junction, although it's a good 15-20 minute walk from there.

There's quite a crowd gathering. No northern monkey yet.

Clearly his accent has angered a mob of metropolitan elites Bremainers. They might have him cornered somewhere.

Or, shit public transport.

I'm on a later shitting train. I'll be late. But I will be there. Are late arrivals allowed?