General Lucifer's Verbal Warning

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Will be attending with a +1

Luxury.....

@andyp I'm in. And Mrs Sparky.

I'm shit with names so everyone who meets me will have to explain who they are in a slow, loud voice.

"I'M THE ONE WITH THE ORANGE AVATAR WHO'S ALWAYS A CUNT," that sort of thing.

How did you know that was me?

@andyp I'm in. And Mrs Sparky.

I'm shit with names so everyone who meets me will have to explain who they are in a slow, loud voice.

"I'M THE ONE WITH THE ORANGE AVATAR WHO'S ALWAYS A CUNT," that sort of thing.

You'll know me.
I'll be the bloke at the front swearing at everyone.

Finally this is tomorrow, so excited, I hope they have nacho pizza..

Finally this is tomorrow, so excited, I hope they have nacho pizza..

Nacho pizza?? What is this madness? I'll look out for this insanity in Leeds in... say... ten years time.

Woah.

Fucking Norah! That looks incredible!

Fucking Norah!

I know a story about that...

has this event sold out yet?!

..looking for an excuse to avoid going south of the river, :-)

I'm at potential risk of not making it due to my boss being a weapon...
Will do my best.

Naughty @edmundro, naughty.

First the the inability of Tory wetlips to press the button on Article 50 and now this!! Come on, people, stay strong!
I'm off to bed now. Long day tomorrow.
See you in London!

Better than "See you in Jordan" for so many reasons.

12 hours until kick off.
I got about four hours kip last night, what with mild panicked dreams about standing in a bike shop with nothing to say and my cock hanging out (again) and the intermittent screaming of an Iraqi baby next door. Apparently the way to soothe an unsettled Iraqi child is to yodel loudly in it's mother tongue and to put the telly on.
Anyway, griping aside, I'll be on the train this afternoon. Just got a shift to get through first.

Better than "See you in Jordan" for so many reasons.>

Jordan, as in Katie Price?

I don't think he means one of Israel's more moderate neighbours.

He's definitely referring to the mountainous region once inhabited by Greek-Cypriot English-Australian pop sensation Peter Andre.

I have a very good friend who's Iraqi. I'll ask him if this is a reliable technique.

Much excitement!

I can tell you it's not. The little fucker squawks for an age afterwards.
Does your mate offer a translation service? I'd love to know what the women next door find to scream about at 2am. I've barely got the energy to drag myself to bed at that time, never mind having a full blown cat fight.

Much excitement!>

I'm feeling that way too! I'll be happier when I'm on the train though. I keep checking my tickets, my bag, my books and stories, my tickets, my money, my stories, my tickets...