General Lucifer's Verbal Warning

So are you sleeping rough on Thursday night?

No - working in the morning, rushing for a train, in London for fivish, bite to eat (or not!), gig, sleep, up at 6 ish, train to Leeds, straight in to work for the late shift. Hectic.

BUMPERAMA!

It's this coming Thursday, people...

Cheers mate! Yeah, soon...

Looking forward to it!

LadyLiz is a melt. Double booked herself to volunteer at some event for a friend. Not work, volunteer..
..wife, I am disappoint.

She's obviously bottled it! No matter. I'm still hoping for a fair turnout. See you Thursday!

@Sparky - are you coming?

Talking about turnouts... strange as it may seem, there are people who might not be interested in hearing you read out loud about the time you took a large dump in a front garden somewhere in the North dressed as Johnny Depp on acid.

I am

What time are people planning on getting there on Thursday? I am going to head over from work so I'll be there by 6.

Me too.

So much so, I'd like to hear it again. No story is complete without the faces to accompany it.

I guess that's why Kenneth Williams and Rik Mayall were so good on Jackanory.

I've put in a request....

I think my train arrives 5.30ish, so I've got to navigate town before I get there. I'm guessing around 6.15 - 6.30, enough time for a pint or so to warm up! I'm going steady though - don't lead me astray!

Are you on a bike?

Are you on a bike?

No - circumstances won't allow it. Besides, my head will be all over the shop, not a goos idea in London traffic! I'm getting the tube to Oval and hoofing it to the shop.

Oval is a bit of a route march to cycle PS. Get out of the station and hop on a #36 bus. Get off when you've gone under a rail bridge and over a main road junction. Then get off the bus.

He's got a story that includes a bus from Huddersfield.

Yeah, best no eh, not so many places to hide off Camberwell Green in rush hour.

Oval is a bit of a route march to cycle PS. Get out of the station and hop on a #36 bus. Get off when you've gone under a rail bridge and over a main road junction. Then get off the bus.

Gotcha. Cheers!

He's got a story that includes a bus from Huddersfield.

That'll be getting an airing on Thursday!

Download the free app citymapper, that'll get you there.

That's assuming you Northern monkeys have smartphones. I'm pretty sure I've seen people on Emmerdale using smartphones, the screens were in black and white obvs.

IN

Finish work at 6 so will be there half sixish

Download the free app citymapper, that'll get you there.

Nice one - i'll try it.

Those aren't phones on Emmerdale. They're polished slabs of black granite, a constant reminder of how hard life is. When we stare at them we are cotemplating our inevitable, untimely demise.

Emmerdale; July 2016

General_Lucifer
It really bemuses me this South of the river thing - what does it mean? Which is the 'good' side or does it depend on which side you live on? Will South Siders come to a North Side gig? And what the hell should I do about the East End??

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