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Dame Barbara Cartland

Did LOL

I always found her amusing, both alive and dead.

Indeed - it's amazing how there are some people who seem to live in some alternate reality that get others to buy into it. I think she was one of those people. Along with this guy - who was probably the greatest one ever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

I've just read your story from last week, absolutely fantastic. You capture the campsite/mountainside atmosphere so well.
I spent the last weekend just south of Ullswater so this was a timely post! Thanks!

Spotted a typo - four birth caravan, think you mean berth.

Otherwise, it's superb!

NHS cutbacks have hit maternity units hard.

Good spot, sir! I believe @Landslide also gets credit. Many thanks!

I've just read your story from last week, absolutely fantastic. You capture the campsite/mountainside atmosphere so well.
I spent the last weekend just south of Ullswater so this was a timely post! Thanks!

Ullswater is a lovely place. I'm jealous! Glad you liked that one, @alialias

While I'm here and pointing out typos seems okay, on the line with 'BANG OUT OF ORDER' on it, there's a double space between 'shop' and 'around'

Smirk.

All updated! #LFGSSeditingservice

Indeed - it's amazing how there are some people who seem to live in some alternate reality that get others to buy into it. I think she was one of those people. Along with this guy - who was probably the greatest one ever.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_No­rton

Just read that - what a champ! He must have been a genuinely charismatic bloke.

Oi - what happened yesterday?

My mojo was a bit fucked by the whole referendum thing. Work was incredibly depressing and I felt like the only sane man in the world, trying to reasonably and calmly talk to people being gleefully racist. Friday was awful. Still, I'll get back on my horse. Thursday will be different. I'll gather my energy for then!

I think I know exactly how you must've felt.

Everywhere was a clusterfuck of total and utter epic cuntiness.

Here's the poem I read at the gig last night. Cheers to everyone who came!

Armley, Wortley and the Surrounding Districts

Nice! Spotted a lower case I lurking in this line...

Feel drained as i cycle through the Wortley war-zone.

Cheers mate! Sorry I couldn't reply earlier - my cunting boss has been cracking the whip all bloody afternoon. I'll alter that.

As long as he's not been whipping the crack...

Feels like it. He's ben a proper petty little cunt today. My head's banging and I'm gasping for a glass of vino. Stuck here with this big daft ginger nonce until 9pm. Oh, joy.

That was spot on Luci.

Cheers mate! I really have to look at a Scotland gig soon. I might not come back!

You'll need you passport for that soon.

Fuck, really enjoyed that. Had to put an accent on in my head to put "hooker" with "fucker", which made me smile.

Really gutted to have missed the gig.

I never even thought that southerners say 'facker' instead of 'fooker'! I'll keep that in mind in future!