Apparently, Mr Farage was supposed to be on telly tonight to be sneered at by Jeremy Paxman, but for unknown reasons he's bottled it.
Hasn't his whole political life been spent pushing for this referendum? You'd think he would at least put the effort in on tonight of all nights.
How can we arrange for people to do chicken noises behind his back, whenever he is out in public, for the rest of his life?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Apparently, Mr Farage was supposed to be on telly tonight to be sneered at by Jeremy Paxman, but for unknown reasons he's bottled it.
Hasn't his whole political life been spent pushing for this referendum? You'd think he would at least put the effort in on tonight of all nights.
How can we arrange for people to do chicken noises behind his back, whenever he is out in public, for the rest of his life?
Asking for a friend, obviously.