• Thank you to the man riding his suitcase to work. Or at least I thought he was: he'd just strapped a suitcase to the front of his mini scooter. You gave me many laughs.

    Thanks also to the hi-vis workman at the Tooley St lights, whose poorly made plastic whistle gave a delightfully hilarious 'pfloot' when the lights were about to change.

    And finally, a pat on the back to the hungover man chundering into an open drain outside Brixton Tube station. You had too much sauce last night, methinks, but fair play for making it to the Underground before 9 a.m. Chips for lunch.

    Friday/10

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