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'Taster' doesn't really go with any of my stories, to be fair.
Unless you like the taste of dick.
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I've eaten camel penis.
Tasty it was too.
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Yeah, the camel said the same about yours.
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Despair Knob sounds like the Korean to English translation of a Heston Blumenthal dish.
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I'm in
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Just giving my live gig a cheeky bump! Do come along to hear LIVE smut and nonsense. Cheers!
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I'm a bit undecided - I don't want to post them as spoilers for the gig itself. I might just post one, as a teaser!
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Don't do it!
Reel 'em in, reel 'em in...
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Genius!
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Yeah, that's what my wife says too. Got to get that live vibe!
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Mrs Luci seems cool. Not too sure how mine would feel about me discussing either former conquests or shitting in public...
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Yeah, Mrs L is very tolerant. We've both got 'history', hers more glamorous and less horrifying than mine, but she did knob Stephanie Beecham's toy boy in her hot tub in Malibu back in the nineties, so I'm not the only scamp.
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A hot tub of Malibu doesn't sound remotely pleasant.
Especialy given the amount of curly wurlies there were floating around back then...
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Bump for the smutty mutterings and utterings from the stretched Satan...
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You're a gent, sir!
I hope to see a good few of you fine forumengers there in just under two weeks. Can't wait!
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Sounds interesting/terrifying! We'll have to have a chat after.
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God, it's getting close, isn't it? Train tickets are here and I've scrounged some couch space for Friday night. Can't wait!
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Hang on, I'm not entirely sure that "taster" is quite the correct terminology when you're offering up Krakatoa.