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Like that.
Reminds me of my favourite Reddit user: Poem for your sprog
If you're not familiar with Reddit, click 'context' under each of the poems to be taken to the message thread they're from. She writes some brilliant stuff; responding to peoples answers to 'Ask Reddit' questions.
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That looks good! Cheers for the link, @Soul
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No worries. Hope you enjoy them. Some are hilarious but some are super dark.
I think this is my favourite: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3prc2q/what_genuinely_terrifies_you/cw8tx1g?context=3
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Then there's the other side of it...
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That's beautiful. I can totally relate to that. I've been having a few memory issues of late and they terrify me. Hopefully nothing sinister.
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Morning people. I managed to knock up a new one. Bit of a long one I'm afraid, but hey ho.
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There's only one lake in the Lake District and these aren't them
The big lakes, the famous lakes – Conniston, Windermere, Ullswater, Buttermere
Pedantry but technically they're waters and meres. Also, only one n in Coniston.
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There's always one...
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To be fair, I'm not sure anyone else is enough of a cunnt to pull you up on it.
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I would have.
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Set of twats....
I appreciate it really. I knew there was only one true lake, but for the sake of argument and artistic licence, etc...
I'll sort that spelling mistake though. Ta! -
Thank fuck for that. Standards have been slipping around here of late.
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Great tale. Perfect for a shit break giggle.
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Cheers mate! On the long side but I knew you folks could hack it.
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Cheers Ed!
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My pleasure mate!
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Haha, excellent! Loved that.
We were camping in Skye once and had 3 tents in a tight circle, my uncle and cousin in one, my dad in another and me and my brother in the 3rd.
We'd been at a wee music festival and we were all pretty drunk when we stumbled back to the test after midnight to find a tent pitched in the middle of our circle. The rest of the campsite was still deserted.
About an hour later just as we were all falling asleep a load of local teenagers barged back into their tent and proceeded to have a mini music festival in their tent. 5 feet from our heads.
"Cake Boy", as his mates christened him was obviously the most drunk going on their conversation, he was even annoying them; screaming incoherently and rampaging around the tent like a massive idiotic puppy. The repeated call of "Shut the fuck up Cake Boy!" from his friends were having no effect.
Around 4am my uncle Ian cracked, started screaming "cake boy", got out of his tent, opened their tent and dragged cake boy about 100 feet away to the edge of the loch!
I was ready for a ruck but his mates were just glad to see the back of him.
Until he came stumbling back from the loch, soaking wet and jumped all over them.
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