Football

You say tragedy, I hear "red red whine..."

So 39 football fans being chased, battered, trampled and crushed to death is not a tragedy?

"Looks like I chose the wrong week to give up glue sniffing"

Sigh.

I don't see you saying "41 years since x people died at Ibrox" or"x years since x people died at the Maracanda".

Its just another stick to beat Liverpool with isn't it?

You would've missed me commenting on Instagram then about Ibrox, Hillsborough and Bradford 😒

Yes. Yes i would have.

Tony Bellew 💙👊🏼

Aye. Not a peep.

https://twitter.com/lfc/status/736854432093241344

A poxy plaque on a wall

💅🏼

Hello it's the 1980's calling they want their hooligans back.
These guys really are cunts

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/league-one-playoff-final-millwall-fans-storm-security-barriers-at-wembley-stadium-a3259341.html

Can't believe I'm agreeing with you Michael...

Sort of feel bad for proper Millwall fans. Imagine having to share your club with these twats. Saying that it happens all the time so clearly the club aren't dealing with it properly. Based on this I'm glad they didn't get promoted.

Also Barnsley are one of Everton's unofficial feeder teams so up the Tykes.

So Barnsley are Everton's legendary youth academy?

John Stones
Mason Holgate

In other news, I met @mikec for the first time the other day. Seemed like a normal sort of bloke to me.

We were even further away from Anfield than he usually is.

Indeed good to meet you. Shame my controllers had deemed it was time to leave. Nice to get down to the countryside on a Saturday afternoon but felt a bit uneasy being that far from north London

AFC Wimbledon.

Next best thing to happen in football after Leicester City in years.

And MK Dons getting relegated from the Championship puts the non-local derby back on.

I hope Sadiq doesn't use his new Mayoral powers to stomp on the new stadium.

So with the Champions league final and domestic playoffs complete we bring the curtain down on yet another season. No more competitive football to discuss until 10 June. Hard times.

I can't imagine England's efforts in the upcoming Euros will be described as competitive.
A cheeky £10 double on Wales topping the group and England finishing last nets a tasty £330

Ha, you scousers and your historic affinity with the Welsh.

“Liverpool, if not its people, is as a city, today, inbred.”

Hard times

#euph

Tis yentzing season

#jesuisclive

The men to miss out are midfielders Danny Drinkwater and Andros Townsend.
Ridiculous decision. Big club bias again I reckon