Lori's going up north for a little weekend away with her mum and dad in a couple of weeks, I am genuinely shitting my pants that she's gonna do something like this...
"Oh, you worry too much, Joe!"
Yeah, because massive fucking salt water crocodiles...
in slightly more sombre crocogator / aligodile news...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36375769