General Lucifer's Verbal Warning

I'm coming to London, people.
I'll be reading dirty stories from my book, Pantone Blues, and from my Repro Man blog.
Come down, drink beer and eat pizza while listening to my dulcet Northern tones telling you tales of bogwanking, ear rape and comedy fornication.
£3 on the door, all proceeds go towards train tickets and Gregg's steak slices.
See you there!

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Surely it's steak bake - guaranteed to have about 5% steak in it.

You're right - I'm showing myself up as the fraud I am!

In!

Definitely there

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Enjoyed the blog for ages, definitely up for seeing it in human form.

Is there an after party?

Don't know yet - I'm heading to London straight after work then I'm doing a shift from 1.30 - 9pm next day! Can't go too mad!

South of the river, it'll be an adventure.

Where's that "bat country" gif?

It really bemuses me this South of the river thing - what does it mean? Which is the 'good' side or does it depend on which side you live on? Will South Siders come to a North Side gig? And what the hell should I do about the East End??

Don't forget the west end, which isn't the west end of anywhere and is actually slap bang in the middle.

So excited for this gig!

Cool! Spread the word with your polo mates, anyone who might enjoy it. It was such a bloody good laugh at Sheffield, so I'm sure a big crowd would be even better. What's the capacity at Cycle PS, by the way?

Thursday nights are usually my "staying at work late night". I live south. PS is on the way home.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

You could get bummed by a bearded Yorkshireman.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

In.
I can confirm he's a funnier cunt in person than written down.
Didn't see any buggery in Sheffield but maybe that's cos mrs lucifer was there too...

There might've been buggery at the after party.

I can always make room for Buggery.
Or ear rape. I've re-written that story too and it's on the reserve list. Perhaps a stunt ear on stage might be good.

Like a Satanic version of Kenny Everett's hands?

Bugger-Lee Love?

Hahahahahaha!

Incidentally, I'm hoping to release the Sheffield recordings onto YouTube over the next few days. A taster of what's to come in London!