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  • People who tell you that you're eating your banana wrong because chimpanzees peel them from the other end.

    Stop telling me how to eat my food and fuck off.

  • I'm not sure that taking advice from chimps is a route to success.

    Maybe it is and that's why I'm not a millionaire - I can't even eat a fucking banana properly.

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