Monkey Tennis

The X/Y Factor

Marvel as chromosomes insult the intelligence of Louis Walsh in song form.

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Bit of an about-turn there, dicki.

yeah it was aimed at B&D and his lazy copying and pasting, you managed to squeeze three or so in between
it was not aimed at you sir
yours are ace !

Saucy cunt.

you know it

**Songs of Braise
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Farce in which the chi-chi set informally gather around the kitchen-alter and shriek over the extravagance of slopping a bottle of Château Lafite-Rothschild 1982 into supper's boeuf bourguignon.

Where for art thou, Romeo?

Reality challenge programme in which David Beckham's child is hidden somewhere in the National Portrait Gallery, his father has exactly 30minutes to find him.

When a fjord cruise for retirees is interrupted by a grisly murder, can a Danish detective on the autistic spectrum bring the killer to justice?

This isn't quite the same thing but I had an excellent idea for a new filmm possibly straight to video but I know it'll be big.

Flash Mob starring Justin Timberlake.
It's a docu-drama about the man who invented the flash mob.

The Grape Brittas baulk Hoff

The bloke that was in Red Dwarf who was in Brittas Empire has to encourage David Hasselhoff to overcome his long standing aversion to all things grape related

Idea for a business:

Fusion restaurant combining classic 1930's style Italian food with Mexican wraps - Burrito Mussolini

Indian Jim Morrison impersonator's backing band: The Bombay Doors

Call of Doody; reality show where people must play call of duty non-stop, winner is last one to shit themselves. Hosted by Dani Foffa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGG5OhEcpOQ

Obsessive Compulsive Reamers

DIY enthusiasts compete to see who can cross thread the most screws with the wrong size and type of screwdriver, against the clock

Fun-filled property auction show set in Syria: Homes Under the Hamas.

Shamelessly stolen from the ever-delightful Frankie Boyle.

Cheers @andy.w:

https://www.lfgss.com/comments/13079560/

Ha

"Nigel's Garage" watch as the former UKIP leader attempts to make it as a mechanic. Stay tuned for the dramatic final episode when his customer base see through his "bloke down the pub" persona and realise he has no idea what he's doing as he pilots a vintage Volvo estate towards a cliff with no plans of what to do when he gets to the edge.

Volvo estate

Surely should be something more British...

SARS in their Eyes

Celebrities travel to exotic locations in order to be infected with horrific diseases and experience the effectiveness of local healthcare, all for our viewing pleasure, but under the pretence of raising awareness/money.

'The Great British Fuck Off'

Individuals compete to see who can contract STDs.

This week the contestants are busy fornicating in a Southend sauna when we throw in our very own HPV carrier, Trev.

Who will contract the virus first?

A program where people live on the back of the guitarist from U2 trying to survive by stealing food from his mouth - life on the edge.

Golden Shower Girls.

A sitcom about a group of incontinent but sexually adventurous older women...

Greatest Gape - WW2 drama involving prisoners of war and a speculum.