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Xhaka confirmed.

Stll need a new CB, Striker and Right winger - minimum.

I read that they were speaking with Joe Royle...

And what a magnificent appointment he was.
How did Lvg turn out?

Surprised they're not trying to tempt monchi to come with him...

Read that article again, in particular the part about selling something and let me know what you think.

£35m is a lot for a player who collects more red cards than goals.

How's his record in the treatment room? He'll need to be pretty knackered to keep Walcott, Thug Boy, Chamberlain et al off the table

Sweepstake on how long it will take for Jose to mouth off to the press about Ed Woodward.

Didn't he do that already when he was in situ at Chelsea? Something along the lines of not backing their manager in the transfer window.

Yes I agree. I'm not sure that we will be paying that much but I'll wait for it to be announced and football leaks to provide the contract details. I can't say that I've seen more than 5/6 Gladbach games this season (all but one highlights, the game they beat Bayern funnily enough). He'll add energy, quality and a bit of steel in the middle.

*though hopefully not because he has pins to mend the broken leg he gets in his 3rd game...

He's sevilla through and through. No chance

Jose at ManUre? This is going to be hilarious.

Aside from Mata, I wonder who's on the shortlist to get the chop?

Creative midfielder who's not afraid to get stuck in, exactly what we need. Tho @Tenderloin is right, at least 3 more players needed, top class striker should be the top priority.

So who(m) of William Carvalho, Andre Gomes and Danilo will end up at United?

Wouldn't it be easier to list the players who'll stay?

His first job will need to be convincing De Gea to stay

You're absolutely right.

Jose's Keepers:
The Keeper
Rashford
Martial
Fellaini

Maybe he can get Fellaini doing something other than losing the ball or elbowing people and collecting cards.

Agreed. Regardless of how much money Madrid offer, he won't be selling De Gea.

I'd say Rashford is a bit young for Jose and so will be shown the door.

Don't think that's his choice. There's a clause in his contract that Florentino will trigger regardless of the fact if he still wants de Gea or not.

De Gea is apparently a Mendes client, so I think he will stay. As long as Jose drums up some other business for Mendes this summer. United are now in the clutches of another set of vampires.

Guardiola and Mourinho in the same city. They'll be a few physio's out of work in Manchester.

I hope Everton are hiring.