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Fat people take ages to burn and it used to cause a "corking" effect on burnings over the course of the day.
The worst people were the ones who'd decided against conventional forms of either burning or burial.
One dead bloke turned up on the back of a flat-bed transit in three large wicker baskets.
She hated dealing with anyone whose family had whacked them in those American fridgefreezer casket things - now those did produce some noxious fumes.
And then there's the story about the people who all danced to "Great Balls of Fire" when their dearly beloved went into the cremator.
handtightenonly
Cazakstan
I know it's grim but I'd love to hear these stories!
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