• I thought it was an auto-correct at first, then thought you could legitimately have worked in a morgue, but it being an insult makes much more sense!

  • I don't have the constitution for a morgue.

    My mother worked as chief stoker at a crematorium for years though - the stories she tells are unbelievable.

    She had her own boiler suit and hard hat (even before health and safety came a knocking) and her colleagues used to take great joy in shouting "Di" (her name's Diane) whenever there was an enquiry from the office.

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