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I hope she goes out for an unusually long ride, stops for a bite to eat, then sets off again, feels a bit uncomfortable, farts like a demon, feels good, then wants to fart again but is suddenly aware that she might shit her keks and spends the rest of her ride wanting to loose one off but being really insecure if she might have already shit herself.