Katie Hopkins

I hope she gets a Wicklow and stubs her little toe.

I hope she gets a whitlow in Wicklow and stubs her toe.

I hope she goes out expecting an important phone call and when she checks her phone she only has 3% battery left, and is left wondering if she has enough battery time to take the call.

I hope she buys a packet of Quality Street and it's filled with only the strawberry and orange sweets.

Er, you're not meant to wish her something incredible, it's mean to be something nasty.

I was gonna say...

I hope she goes to buy a new shower curtain rail and forgets the correct term for the thing that clamps onto the end of the widget, exposing her for several endless seconds to the shop assistant’s cold, blank, pitiless stare.

I hope both Twitter and the daily mail go bankrupt and she defaults on her mortgage payments and ends up living in a hostel.

I hope she becomes a refugee... I can't think of anything she'd hate worse but @jaw, the Daily Wail going bankrupt would be amazing as well!

I hope she accidentally puts the wrong kind of fuel in her car.

I hope that when adding sugar to her tea that she accidentally adds salt and then discovers it's the last tea bag in the house.

I hope she only has a Phillips screw driver when she needs a flat head.

Ah it has to be credible? Ok then.

I hope she blows a 5Amp fuse and all the surrounding shops that are open only have the wrong size and she's without light in most of her house.

I hope she accidentally leaves a wet tea towel in the washing machine and goes on holiday to Prestatyn Sands Holiday Park for 10 days and comes back to a smelly washing machine.

TBF, I think if she ends up going to prison, a smelly washing machine is the least of her worries.

She might be going to prison?

I hope she forgets to wash a bottle with milk that her kids leave in their school bag over the holiday and then finds it two weeks later all green with a stink that causes the air pollution alarms to go off

You're the one who mentioned Prestatyn Sands Holiday Park.

I hope she gets excited about an Amazon delivery but it doesn't come until the following Monday

I hope she uses blue ink on an original contract that clearly stipulates BLACK INK ONLY and has to go over it in black very carefully.

I ran her photo through the google Deep Dream AI thingy.

Sweet dreams, kids.

Terrifying

I hope that the song that she really fancied listening to isn't currently available on Spotify.

I hope that upon winning an auction on eBay for an Xbox, is horrified by receiving a photograph of an Xbox instead.

jaw
I hope both Twitter and the daily mail go bankrupt and she defaults on her mortgage payments and ends up living in a hostel.

....in Southall.

I hope she has something great to sell on here but when she finally has to reply with a msg to a suitable wanted ad and she tries to attach some pictures from her iPad to her long description of the part, after waiting for 5 minutes for the upload she gets an error message, her description is lost and she's not able to attach pics anymore, not even in a new message to the buyer and after having tried again hundreds of times she has to ask him/her for her private email.