Katie Hopkins

Very much sarcasm.

i hope she steps on some lego while barefoot

I hope she has an unexpected aura state seizure the next time someone puts her on the tellybox and the programme host says "remain silent and unresponsive if you would like to donate your personal wealth to help people in the Calais camps".

I hope she realises she's run out of toilet paper mid dump

Cunt of the highest order

I hope Eddie the Eagle gets high on acid, goes to her local swing park with his pointiest downhill skis, mistakes her huge beak as a ramp and repeatedly jumps into her face, gore spraying all over the sick-stained protective rubber mat of the playground as her kids cheer and issue sly kicks to her putrid vagina, with passers-by only stopping to hawk up greeners and gob them into her screaming mouth and denigrate her for a lack of moral fortitude.

That's what I hope.

Too strong?

Nah.

I hope she forgets to cancel her Amazon Prime subscription before the free-trial ends.

You evil, sick puppy.

ha! been there, oof - harsh

Too far, man.

I hope she gets a puncture and when she goes to apply a patch to the inner tube finds all of the rubber cement has dried up in the tube.

I hope that when she goes shopping she uses a self-service checkout and realises that the automated voice of the till would be a better parent than she is.

I hope she gets a bargain in the Rapha clearance sale then discovers it's too small.

I hope she makes a really delicious burrito for lunch then when she goes to eat it all it's tastiest contents slide out onto the floor in a big sloppy mess because the daft cow didn't fold it properly.

Hopefully they ship the bargain to her using Hermes and she's not in for the first delivery attempt

Can we all agree then

I hope she says one rude thing too many and she is sent on one of those training days where she has to role play and stuff.

I was thinking that too.

ooof harsh

We like eddie.

I hope she gets a letter from HMRC informing her she's been underpaying tax for the last year and a half.

I hope she gets given the wrong coffee at Costa and is just slightly too far away for it to be worth returning.

I hope that coffee from Costa has an ill fitting lid and her claw-like grasp causes it to pop off spilling that wrong coffee on her blouse