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Thanks guys, last time I was at Stamford Bridge I was flogging a lighting scheme for the West Stand and Ken Bates was the owner.

If he's anything like my Nana was at 92 you could take him to see the youth team and just tell him its the first team.

Good on you for taking him. Sounds like he'll have a blast.

FA youth cup would be good, but its worth giving the club a call and explaining what your doing Lambeth is one of the areas that covers Chelsea's community area, so they may help you out.

Is he actually a 'Chelsea Pensioner'? They get free tickets...

The way veterans are treated in this country is a disgrace

*chortle*

this is how you treat your toure

So will Everton put Arsenal out of their misery today?

Klopp turning up to a press conference in a Beatles T-Shirt.
We really do have the best manager in the league, so refreshing

Much cliché.

light rock pop over heavy metal football

Nostalgia act, released their 'best' work decades ago, now just a tourist attraction for foreigners visiting the city. Makes sense.

searches google for some obscure 70's band from the east midlands who had one hit then disappeared from sight

didn't find anything

the grauniad follows up with some investigative journalism after having their interest piqued by the conversation upthread

Since October 2014 Chelsea have spent upwards of £100m on Loïc Rémy, Radamel Falcao, Nathan, Juan Cuadrado, Danilo Pantic, Asmir Begovic, Baba Rahman, Pedro, Papy Djilobodji, Michael Hector and Pato, a candidate for most scattergun 18-month spending splurge in the history of all football everywhere. Chuck in 31 loan players, £100m of talent orbiting the club like dislocated souls, a zombie-swarm of 60 first-team players waiting to greet Antonio Conte on his first day. It is tempting to wonder what the plan really is here.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/mar/18/alexandre-pato-chelsea-premier-league-worst-signing

pato the new winston bogarde ?

Not a Chelsea Pensioner, Joe. I've emailed the club.
Lots of options, many thanks guys.

Also expecting plus de misère sans passion from Giroud and co today

Last time I was at Stamford Bridge was the LFGSS Football Stadium Ride

The whole day was aggro free until we got to that shit'ole and security was way OTT and asked us to leave, calling for back-up and generally acting in a cunty manner.

Remember though, you are Chelsea and Chelsea is style

I bet he was asked to wear it

...actually, was there since that. When we beat the cunts on peno's in the FA Cup

Dicki, didn't you ever go for a little walk, under the moon of love?

shawaddy waddy aggh agh aggh

( in jimmy saville voice )

There's no plan dicki. Just buying everyone in a twofold attempt to a - stop others buying them and b - hope something eventually comes together

And he followed through with it. Unlike some on here .....

U mad, bros?

You're all so cute...

Oh FFS, our ref today is Twattenburg

Cue a 4-0 good hiding with them getting 3 peno's and 2 of our players being sent off!