Fave quotes

Journalist. "Do you make music for the man in the street"?

Sid Vicious. "No,i've met the man in the street and he's a cunt"!

"I've smoked so much pot, I'm surprised I haven't turned into a bush".
J Strummer

The rock will show you exactly in what way you're not being you

Johnny Dawes, climber

things fixie skidders say >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ali

i'm so mean i make medicine sick

For this fight I done something special
I wrested with an alligator
I tustled with a whale
Handcuffed lighting
Thrown thunder in jail

Last week,
I murdered a rock
Injured a stone
Hospitized a brick
Im so mean I make medicine sick

MA

HRH The Prince of Wales: I’ve spent enough on you to build a battleship!
Lillie Langtry: And you’ve spent enough in me to float one.

Mark Twain said, “If you don’t read the papers you’re uninformed. If you do read them, you’re misinformed.”

talking heads " same as it ever was "

"Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest "
Bob Monkhouse

"I'd like to take this chance to apologise..to absolutely nobody..."

'The Notorious' Conor McGregor

"I used to wipe my ass with my stong hand, then I realized that it was a really stupid thing to do, so I started switching hands this year"

i've got the one thing money can't buy - poverty

john cooper clarke

William Burroughs,"If you think you didn't take enough, that means you took enough

Martin Luther King jr: "Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."

All of old, Nothing else ever,
Ever tried. Ever failed.
No matter. Try Again.
Fail again. Fail better.

Samuel Beckett - Worstward, Ho 1983

Meaning - Everything is as it was of old. There's never been anything else. I've never tried anything else, never failed at anything else. But it doesn't matter: I'll try again, I'll fail again. I'll fail better than I did before.

Astride of a grave and a difficult birth.
Down in the hole, lingeringly, the grave digger puts on the forceps.
We have time to grow old.
The air is full of our cries.
But habit is a great deadener.
At me too someone is looking,
of me too someone is saying,
He is sleeping, he knows nothing.
Let him sleep on.

Samuel Beckett - Waiting for Godot 1955

i thank You God for most this amazing
day:for the leaping greenly spirits of trees
and a blue true dream of sky;and for everything
which is natural which is infinite which is yes

(i who have died am alive again today,
and this is the sun's birthday; this is the birth
day of life and love and wings and of the gay
great happening illimitably earth)

how should tasting touching hearing seeing
breathing any-lifted from the no
of all nothing-human merely being
doubt unimaginable You?

(now the ears of my ears awake and
now the eyes of my eyes are opened)

e e cummings

Oh, come with old Khayyam, and leave the Wise
To talk; one thing is certain, that Life flies;
One thing is certain, and the Rest is Lies;
The Flower that once has blown for ever dies

Omar Khayyam

Say what you like about Eurovision but it’s always promoted tolerance. Tolerance of shit music.

frankie boyle

A young debutante actress who had to sleep with a corpulent producer to get the part described the experience as like having a large wardrobe fall on her with the key still in the door.

haha

“Stealing a pickup truck with Hendrix is one of the high points of my life”
Neil Young

"come and have a pint you coward"

was watching a comic strip episode last week and the following came up
not sure i'll do it justice as i can't find the exact quote but

character 1 : does a bit of spontaneous vandalism / destruction at the house of character 2
character 2 : you must really live in the moment huh ?
character 1 : i do at the moment, yeah