Pro-cycling thread

h8rz gonna h8

Lies, you're incapable of hatred.

Great win for the silky smooth Viviani. Love watching him on the track more that the road, but its good to see him taking wins where other track hopefuls can't......

http://road.cc/content/news/177831-video-new-motor-doping-speculation-after-izagirre-time-trial-crash

What yall think?

I think that it seems like every single crash that happens from now on where a wheel remains spinning will become a mechanical doping headline.

It's like people just forgot physics.

I won't forget Physics.

My teacher was called Miss McCracken. Then she got married.

And was called....

Mrs Dick.

You couldn't make it up. A bit like that Newton's theory of E=Mc2

Amusing watching yesterday's Dubai stage with the CCC Polsat rider pushing Cav out to the side, with Cav then giving a little fuck you headbut afterwards.

Fuck you headbutt? I'd like to see this

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest-news/why-did-mark-cavendish-headbutt-a-sprint-rival-in-the-closing-stages-of-dubai-tour-stage-two-210278

Video in the article. I'm going to start giving out 'fuck you' headbutts to anyone pushing into me on busy streets / tubes etc

Also, the new Etixx kit is grim. That blue is really horrible. I used to like their kit :-(

Will write a strongly worded letter

"seemed to simply stroke Stepniak’s arm with his helmet"

Filth.

Plaquesuperieure has exclusive coverage I believe...

Ha, a good read

His Wheel spins without aid for an epic 15 Seconds.

I'm pretty sure thats wizardry. The kinda spell you'd need maintain Direct eye contact to maintain. Its a shame the camera doesnt pan to check for bearded men in gowns.

If it hit the ground, stopped and then he lifted it and it started spinning again, then I'd be a bit more inclined to join the douchebags claiming "engines!"...

Definitely illegal wizard use..........

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^ holy shit, do you know what else that proves? The illuminati are wizards.

Brilliant! Cannot wait for grand tour season coverage.
This is better than the secret pro.

Ha! Glad it's being enjoyed-helping cut through my eternal job search boredom... Got some ideas for plaquesuperieure team kit that I'm mulling over atm too so will ask for your feedback when I've some sketched up designs ready :)

team kit

Is there any chance that «supérieure» could gain the accent aigu on that? :)

An internet team that I'd actually join.
Pending kit obv. Have Rapha been informed?

Well, let's just say it's in keeping with the style of the blog....

anyone got a working link for the tour of Dubai?

Watching in Eurosport, so can't help, but is anyone else watching with the web player? It's stuttering for me. Making me a tad ragey.