• Drove into work this morning as there's no room for my bike at the GF's apartment...instant regret.
    (1) Nearly had the front end taken off by a speeding Uni student along Botanic Av. Still on R plates. Hope he fails his exams.
    (2) Belfast Bikes (Our Boris Bikes) Girl on bike filtering through the traffic, passes along the front of a stationary bus and into my lane, luckily seen her in the glass door/windscreen of the bus. 10/10 would bang...10/10 wouldn't want to peel you off my bonnet. Hope she gets a flat.

    Tomorrow. Take bike. Be awesome. Shout at taxis.

  • Ha Ha - CFIXED - you save a maiden from almost certain injury by anticipating and being observant and in noting her comeliness and sharing your fantasy (for that is what is, yes?) you bring the wrath of the LFGSSS PC community down upon you! You just can't win.....

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