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I've only ever had good experiences at Australian border control... I've lost count of the amount of times I've been asked the purpose of my visit when I've been returning to the UK... OK, I've got a Spanish passport but it was issued in London, I'm speaking to you in flawless cockerney and I was fucking born here, you fucking bellend... American border control drives me insane, makes me never wanna visit the USA again...
No. And to be fair, I've had dicks at Canadian customs as well. Maybe it's an Anglo thing. As far as I can tell from that Australian Border Control TV show, they are the worst.