Epic fail

He'll probably get to that when he's finalised his plan for closing the internet.

I thought it was

Brian Gaar ✔ @briangaar
Donald Trump is basically a YouTube comment section running for president

They already ask you whether you're a terrorist when you enter the country and that's been pretty fool-proof so far. Problem solved.

Last time I flew into New York the immigration lady asked me "with that last name are you some kind of Arab lover, boy?", and that was when the Twin Towers were still standing, so clearly this detection system has been in development for some time.

Ah Donald Trump. What a man, what a haircut.

Keen to know your surname.

Is it actually Arablover?

Bin Laden

Contains the word ham....

H-ahmet?

Muhammad?

Neil B Fawe-Muhammad

Liam Daesh is fucked then, beard too.

Brian?

Same as Father John, who was my grandfathers brother:

MoDammit the great fixeh prophet.

Maltese? I know Malta's been invaded a few times over the years, but I reckon I'd have heard if it had become Arabic.

Did you say you were or weren't some kind of Arab lover?

Reading that sign I'd say welsh/Arab mix.

Is being poorly educated and a massive racialist part of the entry requirements for US airport security. This isn't the first example of this I've heard. Not at all.

i'd imagine them having a hard-on for protecting murica's borders is a big factor in the kind of applicants they receive.

Whereas border security in the UK is fucking awesome.

I've seen insanely obvious, and in one case mean spirited, acts of racial profiling here (not against me, but I did once get told that I should get my Canadian passport renewed instead of flying on my British passport. Because of reasons?).

Were you holding a hockey stick whilst eating Poutine at the time?

Did you say you were or weren't some kind of Arab lover?

I stood there and boggled, unable to come up with a reply that would be suitably polite, she harrumphed and handed my passport back.

No. And to be fair, I've had dicks at Canadian customs as well. Maybe it's an Anglo thing. As far as I can tell from that Australian Border Control TV show, they are the worst.

I had Canadian boarder control send me off to get searched because when he asked me "do you have anything in your suitcase?" I said "Like what?". The guy actually doing the search let me straight through when he opened my case and I had a hockey jersey on top. American border contral straight up asked me if i had heroin inside my arse but luckily didn't insist on a cavity search (not because I did have some, just because I'm not into that)

I've had dicks at Canadian customs as well.

i had my hoop felt at perth airport, because i didn't a good enough reason to explain why it was four years since i last came home to the country in which i had a valid passport.

weapons grade wankers