Football

If Chelsea go down I'll cut g's balls off wearing a forest shirt.

I still don't hate Stoke. North Staffs Oatcakes FTW. And the accent is nice, duck.

I miss Clive.

he couldn't have chosen a better time to flounce to be fair

North Staffs Oatcakes

Hmmm, Oatcakes. Still have a dozen in my freezer from last time I was up there

Oh Liverpool

Did a bubble just burst?

Right...now can all these weapons who have been saying the cunts are gonna win the league please get fucked!

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gah, it's a funny old game

#youaintnoleaguecontenderbruv

lets focus on the carling cup hey

On a side note, Maureen has now come out and said "it was unfair that Bournemouth won"

Oh do fuck off!

All I care is what our @cliveo would say.

He has now found a new job, a job that allows him to work also from home, they put two nice pictures of him on their website, he's so smiling and handsome now, what he's waiting for?

I'm bored and only Corny is not enough.

Fucking bottled it yet again

Conspiracy blah blah. Clearly not offside blah etc

moreno's goal could have been goal of the month ... had the lino worn glasses

Goal of the season contender. But hey we're not Chelsea and won't dwell on these things. Move on gracefully

Not 'in the title mix' anymore are we, Mike? #loooool

'Move on gracefully'

You mean get worked up when you're team is shit, flounce, then come back again when the coast is clear...

I see...

Back in your cage - we're nearer winning the title than you lot...

Trust me, I'm not under any illusions of winning anything this season...

We will be back tho'...

If you don't finish top 4, you're fucked! The best players will all wanna leave, Mourinho will leave or get sacked and hopefully Abromovich will get an umbrella in his arse on Waterloo Bridge

Welcome back G.

#actualol