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Smallfurry

Great read.

I had to kill a sparrow on Sunday. The kids cat had injured it. I'd literally just woken up too.

I figured it would be quick and humane to lob its head off With a Sharp hand Axe. Except both its body and head twitched and moved around for ages, after theyd been separated. Which alerted the cat. Who sees the sparrow head as the bestest toy ever. I'm in a shitty mood, and apalled at the cat. So start flicking it away from the corpse With the blunt end of the Axe. Then the kids come out.

'DAD, DONT CHOP ROCKY'S HEAD OFF!'

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General_Lucifer in reply to @Smallfurry

You should have chopped Rocky's head off.

That'd learn 'em.

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Smallfurry in reply to @General_Lucifer

I recently split up With the kids mum. So the neighbours get noisey when then see me pop around.

With any Luck the noisey bastards think I popped over on a Sunday morning.
Chopped the ex's cats head off.
Then casually drove off to 'play festival' With the kids.

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