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General_Lucifer
@Smallfurry
Great read.
I had to kill a sparrow on Sunday. The kids cat had injured it. I'd literally just woken up too.
I figured it would be quick and humane to lob its head off With a Sharp hand Axe. Except both its body and head twitched and moved around for ages, after theyd been separated. Which alerted the cat. Who sees the sparrow head as the bestest toy ever. I'm in a shitty mood, and apalled at the cat. So start flicking it away from the corpse With the blunt end of the Axe. Then the kids come out.
'DAD, DONT CHOP ROCKY'S HEAD OFF!'