Football

Normal seats with the proles. So its fizzy lagers beforehand!

Oi.

new hashtag going round the liverpool forums

#Gegendepressing

What doe Gegen mean?

let me babel fish it

Original
gegen

Translation
gegen

paging mr oliver schick

Don't forget to allow time to buy your half and half scarves - a must have souvenir.

against

danke

Bad luck.

The foot long hotdogs they sell at Fulham are an acquired taste.

I'll be there hoping my 5 year old doesn't swear too much and answer a thousand questions about everything.

I'm looking forward to some good singing from the Fulham fans, maybe an early rendition of "The Glory of Reading".

How to fit in at Fulham

1. Wear red trousers
   
2. Know nothing whatsoever about football
   
3. Keep checking the rugby scores
   
4. Learn their one song: "There's only one F in Fulham"
   
5. Moan nostagicly about the glory days of Fayhed
   
6. Ask where the Michael Jackson statue is.
   
7. Be ready to run on the pitch and moon the opposition supporters*
   
8. Bring a packed lunch
   
9. Ask for David Hamilton's autograph
   
10. Wear a half and half scarf.
    
    

*Only necessary in the highly unlikely event of a Fulham win.

Excellent thanks, looks like I'll fit right in.

UEFA charges against City......

Isn't it one of those German compound nouns that loosely translates as 'the activity of viewing the present failure through the ever shrinking prism of a fast disappearing glorious past'?

I think you've nailed it.

i thinks thats umweltverschmutzung

Who's that fat cunt on the right?

Isn't that West Ham's biggest fan?

Is he a Hammer?

Even he's not sure. Lets ask corny...

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2015/apr/25/brain-fade-aston-villa-fan-david-cameron-confuses-his-team-for-west-ham-video

He's an Aston Ham fan I believe

Sergio Thumb

CaMoron's an utter cock tip.