Bad traders

Good news: I have secured the serial rights to this saga and Vinnie Jones has agreed to play ColnagoDaft. I am now looking to cast someone who can do a credible downtrodden but plucky with a hint of obstinacy..... Coming soon to a cable channel near you!

Benedict Cumberbach, Simon Pegg or Richard Ayoade?

I'd pay to see that.....

Ed Norton doing a bad British accent is what I'm envisaging.

Am in discussion with people connected to Simon Pegg, we agree that he could do with a decent role as he's done nowt any good since 'Hot Fuzz'.

The working title is 'Much Ado About Very Little', but I think it lacks drama, suggestions?

You're missing the obvious title, "Cunt Buyers"

That's me that is!!!! My name in lights!! Mum would be so proud.

"In a world where goods are sold unseen..."
"...one man..."

That title would somewhat exclude the lucrative family market.

And may return some interesting Google results...

If, we're dropping C-bomb there has to be a part of Danny Dyer surely.

LOL Brilliant!!

Guy Ritchie guest directs the scene where we take a close look at ColnagoDaft typing out threatening text messages

Ronnie Pickering is doing a cameo as 'The Courier'.

Had been stressing with a house move, at a cafe hoarding free wifi and this provided excellent entertainment, a great break from all the moving stress .. Thanks everyone involved.

10/10 would read again in either cockney or Scottish accent

I'm looking forward to a task force from the East and Mid-Lothian Police linking up with the MET to kick some doors in. I hope they throw the book at Thoma.

If this is an even numbered transaction, they probably won't investigate because austerity.

If this is an even numbered transaction, they probably won't investigate because austerity.

Tories strike AGAIN. It's an injustice.

Thanks @dst. I can see it being quite a short conversation with the Police.

"Oh, you offered to help resell the item? And he promised to pick it up?"

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Thanks @dst. I can see it being quite a short conversation with the Police.

"Oh, you offered to help resell the item? And he promised to pick it up?"

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What eves Mr Big; you're going down.

Thread derail.

Please don't tell you believed the story as it was portrayed?

Not a chance. I wouldn't believe half of what I read or see in the media!

Taggart won't investigate anything less than a murrrrder.....

'MacBeth: The Courtroom Years': a saga of blood, treachery, hags and legal aid!

Phew. Got worried there for a second