I knew there was no chance of a Dune Dancer so I nagged and nagged and nagged my parents for a Yukon. They got me an Amazon. Which was still pretty effing cool. At least it wasn't a Pioneer.
Srsly? You must have got all the girls and had very rich parents.
Admission: I have an ebay search saved for a 17" or 19" Yukon or Dune Dancer. When I get one I'll put 32C gumwall slicks on and use it as a summer tourer.
I knew there was no chance of a Dune Dancer so I nagged and nagged and nagged my parents for a Yukon. They got me an Amazon. Which was still pretty effing cool. At least it wasn't a Pioneer.