What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Ikea model:

John Lewis next? Then Joules? Charles Tyrwhitt?

http://www.theguardian.com/global/2015/aug/23/dulwich-hamlet-londons-most-hipster-football-club

Haha what a shower of wankers

get fucked, yeah? DH are another in a lengthening line of independent, non-league football clubs modeled on the likes of St Pauli FC that promote liberal, inclusive values and actively eschew the racist, homophobic, neo-fascist cuntery all too often associated with mainstream football. More power to them.

but hipsters, lol!

here's a pro-tip: go to a match and form an opinion that isn't fed to you by a cunty article written by someone desperately trying to claim a sense of authenticity by calling into question the authenticity of others.

(i suspect this forum's @Buffalo_Bill amongst others is an avid supporter. )

Top 5 Chants "knocking about" the Dulwich Hamlet terraces recently:-

"He's here! He's there! He's got great facial hair...."

"Where were you before it was cool? Where were you before it was
cool?"

"Let's all have a craft beer. Let's all have a craft beer. Lalalalaala
Hey! Laalalalalla"

"1 gear. We've only use 1 gear! We only use 1 gear..."

"We all dream of a team of Phillip Lahms. A team of Phillip Lahms. A
team of Phillip Lahms...."

again. "hipster" = "young person with better haircut than you"

Let's all have a craft beer - ace!

what the fuck is wrong with craft beer? it's got the word 'beer' in it for fucks sakes.

I'm glad about football becoming less dominated by casual homophobia and general loutishness, so it's definitely a good thing in that sense. But I find this kind of simplistic tribal politics a bit boring.

explains supporter Jack Spearman. “There is a leftwing element to it, but only because if you’re not leftwing, you’re wrong.”

I might be more likely to go if it wasn't for this kind of stuff.

@greenhell oh give over matey

but referring to people on a day out with their families to watch a bit of football in an inclusive, positive atmosphere as a 'shower of wankers' is a-ok.

belm.

Also has the word craft in it, a word which in the context of beer seems to mean fuck all other than a way to sneak the nitro keg back into the pub whilst conning people to pay more for a perceived premium product.

^^ Come off it, you verbally abuse and insult people all the time. Infact I think you swear more than anyone else on here. You shower of wanker.

it all tastes the fucking same - Brewdog? get in the fucking sea

difference being, the people i choose to insult generally deserve it. you being a fine example.

chase me!

Your weirdly selective self-righteousness is fucking tedious.

meh, i honestly don't mind it. some of it tastes a shit load better than a 4 pack of becks and as a pay-day treat, you could do a lot worse.

thanks for your input. your cross-thread beefs are cute.

@TurtleRecall If he doesnt defend people on a day out with their families to watch a bit of football in an inclusive, positive atmosphere, then who will? Won't someone think of the children? The poor showers of little wanker children?

^ what are doing?

Quite alright, happy to help.

cuddle?

This is why I don't like football, it's so divisive.

I play Ultimate frisbee.