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  • It hasn't been long since Tesla left though, has it?

    Totes this.

    From your perspective, you've had many, many months of "when am I going to get my cats back? I gave them everything they wanted a few weeks ago and still they won't do what I want them to do :( "

    From Higgs and James' perspectives, they've had many, many months of "my home is full of terror and menace and I've had to spend months living in a chimenia / broken down taxi / box hedge just to feel like I have a modicum of security D: "

    They will get over it, but probably not quickly. When you move a cat to a new house it's recommended to keep them exclusively indoors for at least 6 weeks because that's how much time it takes them to reset their habits and expectations. IMO you should be aiming for a similar period of time for this, even if they make loads of noise at 3am, cry to be let outside, and piss in your shoes when you're not looking.

    Remember - they think living outside, with all the dangerous outside shit, is safer than living with the Threat Of Tesla, and they had quite a long time to develop that sense. They'll be worried for quite a long time that she's going pop up again and claw them to tufts.

  • 6 weeks eh? Ok, I shall intern them for 6-8 weeks when I get back from Malta.

    If they don't respond to that I'll glue their feet to the robot vacuum cleaner.

  • I was going to suggest this too, but for at least 12 weeks minimum. They are your cats ffs. Okay, they are cats that from time to time allow you the privilege of their company, but you need to lay down the law.

  • Be careful with Vacuum, ensure there are enough cloaks of invisibility available.

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