Hahhahhahhahhaha! Fuck London! I realise how this is gonna sound, but if I didn't have the good fortune of already owning a home here, there is no way on earth I would buy one now, even with the ability to do so. Half-a-mill for that sorry dump. God help us.
Pic number 4 for the lols...
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35917893.html