Please report dangerous drivers to the police - Roadsafe. Report to plod, not just whinge here.

At the time I was tired and grumpy, and though I'd asked him to slow down once I was too English to do it repeatedly. So thought I'd record how fast he was going and try to fuck him over later. In the morning I felt less pissed off. Now, thinking about it some more, I feel all "fuck that guy" again.

So fuck him over bruv.

He did nearly 50mph, in a 20mph zone.

Whomever cross the road, won't survived the impact.

Report him.

^^^^ What really gets me about those cereal eating vids is that the driver must have made a conscious decision to leave the house with the bowl. I picture them carefully walking down the drive to their car trying not to spill it and I just can't fathom how it never occurs to them its a fucking stupid thing to do.

The driver must have made a conscious decision to leave the house with the bowl.

Or perhaps they already have what they need in the car and just bring in fresh milk.

Or perhaps there's already a cow living in the back and he spends the first part of his commute milking it.

Do you even 12v mini fridge?

And leave the car on all night? No thank you sir.

In the Mail they use the same screengrab so you can see the motorbike mirror, side of the tank and you can see the bloke's got a motorcycle helmet on. The comments are full of "the cyclist should have been watching the road!" and "It's unusual to see a cyclist stop at a red light!1!!!1!" I swear it's Pavlovian.

Chris Baker, Hampshire, reckons:

Part of me thinks that the cyclists with cameras on their helmets are just as annoying.

There's no cyclist in this fucking story you stupid fucking penis.

Part of me thinks

Which part? Not his brain, clearly

Apparently twitter like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPShYTr6Cnc

@Clockwise "What do you mean, 'You people'?"

People of the 2 wheel race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5SOfJk41QY

Check the t-shirt at the end.

I was kind of hoping it would be the tynan "I am steal your fucking bike" one

or this https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/271509/

He dun fucked up, but at least he appeared to be being genuinely apologetic.

Very unpleasant. Vile woman too dumb to realise how ignorant she is.

Please push with the roadsafe stuff - as she was clearly already bullying you and threatening violence with the tailgating, her near pass, and attempt to hit you with her vehicle was therefore a demonstrably intentional attempt at violence.

As if it needed more evidence, she then essentially admits that she was "punishing" you for cycling in te middle of the lane - she had full knowledge of all elements of the situation.

This one really shold go to the regular police - It's aggrevated assault.

From another cammer but asda again for the same "reasons". Not had a response to tweets at them so figure they don't give a fuck. Company policy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Gvk3ItbqA

Fuck Asda right off. Bunch of dumb cunts. Jesus Christ fucking cunt magnets.

Edit. Possibly a bit strong. Can you tell I've spent the day battling the stupidity of humanity's jetsam?

Following on from Thursday's BMW driver trying to force me off the road while cycling through Dulwich Village (in primary and keeping up with traffic) because I was taking up all of the space on the road not like the other cyclists (who were all previously undertaking moving traffic). Today I was passed with inches to space by Mears, Southwark Council white transit going up Westow Hill (missed the numberplate) and then to top it off at the wonderful Crystal Palace Parade/Fountain Drive junction where last year I was hospitalised by a driver not giving way and T-boning me I had another driver attempt to do the same which I avoided by slamming on the brakes.

Fuck London drivers, and fuck London's shitty road layouts. That junction in particular is an absolute deathtrap, apparently a consultation was held on the redesign but I can't find anything new. I also made the mistake of trying to turn right out of fountain drive earlier this year and had exactly the same with a driver come flying though, not giving way and only preventing a collision by my (now ingrained) extreme caution when using that junction.

Jesus, I've been nearly killed on that junction so many times - mostly from drivers from the left not giving way as I'm turning right out of Fountain Drive towards Cadence, but also when I've been turning right off Crystal Palace Park Road down fountain drive, and also drivers with homicidal tendencies on the first roundabout off the top of CPPR.
Fuck London drivers indeed - it's one of those wisdom of crowds things, working in reverse. Most people are good people, but it only takes one cunty bit of behaviour to influence yours detrimentally, which you then pass onto the next one, and the next, and the next. Anger management training in conjunction with regular re-testing of your highway code ought to be mandatory. But hey, driving's a right, not a privilege, no? Oh wait.

Yeah the right out of fountain drive is the worst as you have to contend with speeding drivers from both sides, far safer to pull off fountain drive (before the steep bit) and go up college road towards the traffic lights. I've also just looked at the proposals and there are no lights with two lane entry/exits remaining, it's woeful.

It's been worse since they've had to close Church Rd, I nearly got taken out yesterday the Gipsy Hill roundabout, I'd entered it from South Croxted Rd, turning left onto Gipsy Hill, women in a Black car not sure of make came bombing it down from Dulwich Wood Rd, gave me loads of abuse and drove off. She was totally in the wrong as It was my right of way and she should have stopped before entering the roundabout. Group of people at the bus asked if I was ok, I was very white when I got in.