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• #6177
Queen...
... pearl necklaceAhem.
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• #6178
A middle-fingered one, I bet. She's a "keen motorist", that Queen. Likes a bit of the old road rage. Probably used to watch Top Gear religiously every week and couldn't understand why Jermy got the sack for punching his underlings.
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• #6179
Middle fingered is a step up from the one she did as a kid, which I assume this "look at her, ain't she just like us and a good old bird really" piece is trying to make people forget about.
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• #6180
Based on the fact she drives a jaaag?
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• #6181
Sounds like she went round so as not to inconvenience the couple walking up the drive. Very considerate of the old dear if you ask me. I'm sure there is a law somewhere that would allow her to shoot them and drive over their corpses.
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• #6182
The Nazis were also keen motorists. Just sayin.
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• #6183
"Luckily" there was someone (various people going by the attributions) there to take lots of pap quality photos of the incident including some before she'd even gone onto the grass.
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• #6184
The royals do have a history of bad driving around people with cameras.
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• #6185
Wait, the queen owns a camera. Did she visit Paris in 1997?
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• #6186
Please. Everyone knows that was the fuggin Duke of Edinburgh in a white fuggin Fiat Uno.
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• #6187
1/ Benny off Crossroads was called Paul Henry.
2/ Diana's driver was called Henri Paul.
3/ Benny was always looking for "Miss Diane"
4/ Crossroads was a motel, Diana was staying in a hotel
5/ Near where Diana was murdered..WAS A CROSSROAD.
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• #6188
Wait, the queen owns a camera.
A Rollei 35, one of the Germanest cameras you can get (I have one as well).
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• #6189
All very convincing but no way can jet fuel melt steel beams.
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• #6190
Mossad, ye say? Hmmmm...
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• #6191
I wish to share this world with the calm motorbiking man and the huggy older woman. Less so the lorry driving dude.
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• #6192
That was a lovely hug.
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• #6193
Was in a cab on sunday, on the way back from holiday. Cab driver charged me an extra five quid to put the seats down so my bike box would fit in, the twat. Stupid Prius cabs, what are they for? Anyway, he proceeded to drive like an insane cunt, up to about 48mph in a 20 zone. Decided to open the Strava app and record him.
So I've got his plate, a speeding GPS track and the taxi company name.
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• #6194
murder his dog.
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• #6195
You get any PBs?
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• #6196
YOU KlCK MY DOG
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• #6197
Strava yourself shitting on his bonnet.
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• #6198
Heh, yeah - made it private though.
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• #6199
Um, why didn't you tell him to slow down?
What kind of wave was it?