Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Might be (relatively) easy to save:

Wheels are probably (still) too deep (and don't mind the pedals).

Great chop! It's on Gumtree for £550 (and the cost of new saddle and a black marker pen for the wheels).

Seems to be missing shifters though.

Somebody save this. Up on Ebay

I've tried, but you can't polish a turd.

http://www.skelbiu.lt/skelbimai/ferrari-21589431.html

on the bay at mo

^ Not a Nago but at least he owns up to "having doubts"

Not sure if intentional piss taking frankenbike or way to destroy frame... (massive tire in fork, much forces?)

(massive tire in fork, much forces?)

Bigger tyre will typically reduce the peak loads on the fork/headset/head tube thanks to spreading impacts of a given impulse over a greater time.

What job do you have?

Omniscient being.

Ahah, tx

AddToKnowledgeBase(tester said) ;)

Fat bikes therefore don't need massive tubing/any reinforcement?

I warrant a guess: Tester works in engineering.

Tester plays at engineering

Ftfy

He designs and makes small things out of aluminium and sells them on a niche bike forum for about what they cost to make.

That's nowhere near to being a job

Mechanical?

He probably makes ten times as much from metal bashing as I do.

All sorts of anti over here - http://www.bikerumor.com/2015/07/20/martone-extends-fashion-forward-urban-line-with-fresh-new-models-and-art-bikes/

I would link you to the ad, but someone already has dibs...

#showswhatIknow

Would ride

actually, you could probably carry the whole "pink/other shade of pink(or is it red)/purple/other shade of purple" thing off...

#pimp