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• #252
That's awful. It was a Discovery, not a Range Rover.
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• #253
I keep seeing this guy's Land Rover parked in the side road outside Brew on the Lower Richmond Road. Must resist the temptation to do something naughty to it.....
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• #254
You could resist, or you could just do a poo on his bonnet, just saying.....
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• #255
do a poo
smear on the inside of the door handles = shite hands
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• #256
or bring a poo along with you ready prepared
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• #257
In France they would just burn it to the ground after midnight. Only saying...
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• #258
The trouble with using your own shit is that DNA could be easily recovered from it. No, much better to use dog shit, as they're currently immune from prosecution. Or a variation on the above theme. Where I come from we have a quaint tradition of throwing burning shit at cars. It's called 'Shite Alight', which must be shouted out, in the act.
It was a very deprived, yet happy upbringing.
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• #260
we have a quaint tradition of throwing burning shit at cars
Is moist faeces combustible ?
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• #261
It's a summer only sport... sunshine advisable.
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• #262
i think bullshit ingnites
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• #263
Au contraire Saarf. This is how Shite Alight ® used to work (and still does, for all I know, old traditions die hard etc):
Shit in a suitable container, usually a foil tin from a take away.
Set it out in the sun to partially dry.
Douse it with Paraffin (my mate Alan Steel's dad was into camping).
Wait for suitable posh car to roll by (country lane, a long arm launch from a good height).
Set alight to aforementioned shite and to the cry of 'Shite Alight'®, take aim and let loose.
Stare open mouthed and then laugh like an 11 year old at the incandescent apoplectic rage of a Volvo driver scraping burning shite from off his immaculate windscreen.
We didn't have much, but we had our invention, and each other. What larks.
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• #265
Just went past the cafe. It was empty. Did contemplate asking the staff if things had gone downhill since Jason had made such a cunt of himself so publicly.
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• #266
Reap what you sow innit.
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• #267
I dunno the one by Wandsworth Town Station is always busy enough. Despite it being next door to a much busier place. I think most ppl will forget or not give a shit (non-cyclists anyway).
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• #268
there's one where i live in town and i saw cyclists with their bikes on the liliputians shit picket type fence, i gave them my best padington bear hard stare as i went past
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• #269
I think most ppl will forget...
This. It's been weeks (months?) since the Brew guy was big news. There's been the prat fall guy and Ronnie Pickering since then and probably a lot more besides.
2010, you could call a cyclist a cunt and noone bothered.
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• #270
Enter your text here...
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• #271
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• #272
Interesting choice of message on the sign outside Brew the other day.
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• #273
you're
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• #274
Is this cunt still a cunt?
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• #275
Should be in the meme thread tbh
Xenophobic Sugar Daddy.