Brew Cafe, road rage owner

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  • Xenophobic Sugar Daddy.

  • That's awful. It was a Discovery, not a Range Rover.

  • I keep seeing this guy's Land Rover parked in the side road outside Brew on the Lower Richmond Road. Must resist the temptation to do something naughty to it.....

  • You could resist, or you could just do a poo on his bonnet, just saying.....

  • do a poo

    smear on the inside of the door handles = shite hands
    #shitsngiggs

  • or bring a poo along with you ready prepared
    smear on door handle

  • In France they would just burn it to the ground after midnight. Only saying...

  • The trouble with using your own shit is that DNA could be easily recovered from it. No, much better to use dog shit, as they're currently immune from prosecution. Or a variation on the above theme. Where I come from we have a quaint tradition of throwing burning shit at cars. It's called 'Shite Alight', which must be shouted out, in the act.

    It was a very deprived, yet happy upbringing.

  • we have a quaint tradition of throwing burning shit at cars

    Is moist faeces combustible ?

  • It's a summer only sport... sunshine advisable.

  • i think bullshit ingnites

  • Au contraire Saarf. This is how Shite Alight ® used to work (and still does, for all I know, old traditions die hard etc):

    1. Shit in a suitable container, usually a foil tin from a take away.

    2. Set it out in the sun to partially dry.

    3. Douse it with Paraffin (my mate Alan Steel's dad was into camping).

    4. Wait for suitable posh car to roll by (country lane, a long arm launch from a good height).

    5. Set alight to aforementioned shite and to the cry of 'Shite Alight'®, take aim and let loose.

    6. Stare open mouthed and then laugh like an 11 year old at the incandescent apoplectic rage of a Volvo driver scraping burning shite from off his immaculate windscreen.

    We didn't have much, but we had our invention, and each other. What larks.

  • Just went past the cafe. It was empty. Did contemplate asking the staff if things had gone downhill since Jason had made such a cunt of himself so publicly.

  • Reap what you sow innit.

  • I dunno the one by Wandsworth Town Station is always busy enough. Despite it being next door to a much busier place. I think most ppl will forget or not give a shit (non-cyclists anyway).

  • there's one where i live in town and i saw cyclists with their bikes on the liliputians shit picket type fence, i gave them my best padington bear hard stare as i went past

  • I think most ppl will forget...

    This. It's been weeks (months?) since the Brew guy was big news. There's been the prat fall guy and Ronnie Pickering since then and probably a lot more besides.

    2010, you could call a cyclist a cunt and noone bothered.
    2015, you call a cyclist and about 100 people bother until the next person calls the next cyclist a cunt.

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    which one's the pussy?

  • Interesting choice of message on the sign outside Brew the other day.


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  • Is this cunt still a cunt?

  • Should be in the meme thread tbh

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Brew Cafe, road rage owner

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