'Music' festivals: a total ripoff, for clueless cunts.

other noteworthy appearance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yste5LzF4ag

They're shit.

My van Spit&Roast will be selling buttermilk fried chicken & spit roast pork at Port Elliot, Somersault & Green Man over the next couple of months. Any forum bods come and say hello and I'll sort you a deal.

Sleaford Mods are the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen.

I met a Dutch guy who was telling me how much he liked them the other day.

I'm less ashamed of our foreign arms trade to be honest.

Slight sympathy for Kanye. No man wants to turn up to a gig where the fans bring a big banner of his Mrs burping another man's worm. Tough crowd.

Watching/listening to Sleaford Mods for the first time and kind of enjoying it. Am I a bellend?

SM are fucking ace. An austerity Pet Shop Boys.

SM are great - heard someone call them 'a chav Death Grips', thinking they were being disparaging. Is there anything the world needs more than a chav Death Grips?

lots of muddy wellies and large rucksacks wandering round hoxton yesterday

nuf said

Regarding the fans, they tried to squirm their way out of taking responsibility for refunding fans after they cancelled the Jabberwocky festival at short notice. It was all out in the open on Twitter as people were quoting email responses from ATP on ATP's own page. Ugly stuff in my opinion.

It's because they spent all their cash on Dyson airblades.

Sleaford Mods are great.

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/jul/01/glastonburys-rubbish-green-ethos-ruin-festival-worthy-farm-tents?CMP=fb_gu

Will see you there.

Sleaford Mods....?
Anyone remember PitMan...?

jesus...

I like your chicken and still have a tub of Korean hot sauce in the fridge.

^ hence

Arrived in Koln for Summerjam reggae festival on Friday to find a ticket buying fuckup* had left me and gf without. Bought armbands off a guy outside which turned out to be moody. Got catched on day 2, so have been swimming across the boating lake to get in. Massive fun.

*totally my fault

I went to LoveBox this weekend, which was awful...
A H&M facsimile of a festival experience. From a distance it looks like one, but as soon as you can feel the fibre of the fabric and touch the stitching you can tell it won't last two washes.

But it did awaken something in me about the pleasures of lying on the grass in the sun with a beer and some music.
I went to 2 or 3 a year for a while, but haven't been to a festival now for 6 years.

Also enjoying listening to 6music live from Latitude.

I'll have my first born by the time next years festival season comes round so Latitude might suit us or maybe GreenMan.

Went to the Walthamstow Lloyd Park "Garden Party". Leather sandals, three-wheeled buggies, lots of kids, and not a single smell of weed in the entire place.

I'm looking forward to Bestival - last time I went 10 years ago had an ace time - fully expect this time I will feel significantly old

watching white people whooping & throwing shapes to the reggae band doing a drum sound check at the LCF on sunday was lols.

Went to beat hearder for my mates stag this weekend, hands down best festival I've been too, banging line up, good food and an ale tent run by osb selling pints for £3.50!

Yes.
You shit wanker.

Hah. I can remember at the end of a DnB night, the DJ was pulling the cabling from the mixer which caused a big 50Hz mains hum, and some guys started dancing , getting ready for it to drop...