• Traffic jam. No room to pass on either side, so I'm waiting patiently behind a bus.

    Cue 4 cyclists undertake me and bunnyhop onto the pavement and peds have to take avoiding action.

    "Get off the pavement! Dickheads" I rant.

    Girl next to me with her helmet hanging off her rack stops. Considers my words, then hops onto the pavement herself.

    They probably all thought I was much more of a dick than them. And I wonder why I have no friends?

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