Reprographics - The repro man blog

I thought this deserved a place here:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn5gr/reddit_what_is_your_silent_unseen_act_of_personal/c1hdgwv

That reminds me of the now lost Foffa shit thread!

Has that thread gone?

Here was some genuine forum gold in there!

If it hasn't I can't find it, been in tears several times reading that thread!

http://www.lfgss.com/conversations/160861/?offset=3850#comment12187954

Cheeky title edit

I think the one you're after is the for sale thread that got out of hand.

http://www.lfgss.com/conversations/232324

Foffa thread was epic. Such stories...

Awesome fart story. Much guffage guffawing!

Here's a new Friday post.

https://generallucifer.wordpress.com/2015/06/19/155-detached/

I've had a scan for spelling but you guys are sharper than me!

Speeded or sped up?

My lawn need mowing

missing an s

Crikey.

That was amazing Luci, really beautiful writing. I was so transported that I didn't even spot any typos.

Thank you.

Cheers mate - I'll get on 'em!

No worries, really enjoying your recent work Luci - especially enjoying the way that you've been using a short line at the end of a paragraph to punctuate it if that makes sense.

Really powerful how this one twists from being a little tale about not a lot into something deeper brought on by "the phonecall".

Genuinely look forward to Fridays for one of your stories - thanks!

Van Morrison’s Brown Eyed Girl starts to play from one of the bedrooms and try to whistle along to the opening bars but it is quickly cut off

Should that be "...I try to whistle..."

I press the other half off the tyre onto the rim

and "...of the tyre..."?

Good story though! I Like.

Excellent as always Luci! Keep up the good work man, always brightens up my Friday!

Fucking shit. It started off great introducing a bigotted wanker and you're all ready for for a bit of schadenfruede as he gets his comeuppance. But by the time you get to the end your vision's all a bit watery and you just want to sit alone in the dark corner of a pub with a pint feeling a bit angry and disappointed in the world.

What the fuck is that about?

10/10 would read again.

Shpellingz all corrected, and I thank all who helped. Honestly, you're the best (free) spellcheckers on the net!

I'm pleased to say we've found a place to live and we move next month on the 18th.
We live to fight another day.

Cheers old stick! I really must get down Sheffield way again, take in your incredible landscapes.
And beers.
And cakes.

Rivers are way better than ponds...glad your next meander is sorted

Cheers @JonD!

i was in english summer for 10 mins. wonderful. good luck with the move glad you got somewhere sorted

I've been busy as a bastard, but here's a new post!

https://generallucifer.wordpress.com/2015/07/10/156-the-hour-of-the-moth/

Hope you enjoy.

Stan sounds like an ace bloke, the world needs more people like Stan,
More people who understand that sometimes you just need to stand out in the open, screaming with your cock out.

Nice. Solid work Luci.

"Storey", not "story".

Prostrate.
Unless you're talking about your gland?